An Open Letter To The USC Football Team

Do you remember playing UCLA one month ago? Do you remember going for it on 4th down repeatedly, even after you had proved that you were the better team? Even after you were two, three touchdowns ahead? Even after you had secured your position as the #1 team in the nation? Do you remember fulfilling the carnal desires of your crazy and fanatical home crowd, each of your scores thrusting another knife into the hearts of UCLA fans worldwide? Do you remember, in front of a national audience, doing anything and everything to try and crush, humiliate, and break the Bruin faithful? Do you remember that day?

Well, guess what?

I sure hope you remember today, because YOU JUST GOT KARMA-SLAPPED, BITCH! And just for good measure, I hope you, your children, and your grand- and great-grand-children have nightmares of Vince Young running over your sorry, broken remains of what WAS a college football empire.

At last, balance has returned to the Force.